Bye bye red white and blue

You know what I don't like? Ireland. You know why I don't like Ireland? Because Dublin is there. You know why I don't like Dublin ? Because I'm here. You know why I don't like being here? Because it's too different. For starters, people talk ridiculously weird around here. I don't understand half the stuff that comes out of their mouths. It's difficult to adjust since my family and I are from the US, I hope things turn up soon...